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Showing posts with label cricket. Show all posts
Showing posts with label cricket. Show all posts

Sunday, April 03, 2011

Why do you waste time on cricket?


I have mentioned it more than once that watching sports is a waste of time, I call it the couch potato sport and whatnot. But that's not because I don't know the fun in watching sports, but simply because it's not my cup of tea and I love to piss people off! You'd be surprised how many people you can push off the edge in a day just by saying, "Football is a waste of time!"

But if EVER there is an exception to my sports-watching aversion, it's the cricket World Cup. Growing up in India, I could hardly get away from watching cricket. But even then it was to a minimum degree. Then once I learnt to withstand and ignore the peer pressure I stopped doing that altogether.

There was only one thing that still made me watch it some time. And that was my dad's devotion to the game. I mean I could not really ignore it if he's watching it on the TV and the TV happens to be in my room? Also, I realized that it was fun talking to him during the game, just discussing the game in general or that match in particular.

And that's whole fun of the game.

This time also I had no plans to watch cricket but when India was playing Pakistan in the semi-final I got suckered into writing that Baba and Dhoni post making kind of a prediction about the match. Then of course, I was interested to know the outcome of the match. I didn't watch it but when even strangers are telling me, "India beat Pakistan today, you know?" then it's hard not to be a little proud.

Today I was home and didn't have a busy weekend planned as the last few weekends so I could have watched the final but forgot about it. Until, that is, my friend reminded by emailing me that she was watching it.

So, I decided to take a look myself. Sri Lanka was playing the last 5 overs and the game was very fast-paced so I stuck around. I had my laptop with me to email my friend and then my nephew came online on chat and of course, he also was watching the game in India.

When India lost second wicket of Sachin at 32 runs only, I didn't feel like watching again. That's the beauty of not following sports regularly, you can walk away when things don't go right. But then I called my parents and even though they are in the village where there's no TV, my dad was following it on the radio.

Then I called my best friend Fazil in India, and he was also watching the game and it seemed that there was still hope for India. So I got sucked in again and continued watching even after I hung up with Fazil.

The real fun of the game other than Dhoni's brilliant innings was the pleasure of communicating with my friend and my nephew in real time, discussing the game via the internet. It felt like I was watching the game with them, like a virtual meet. And believe me, it's more fun than you can imagine. Without them I don't think I'd have watched it properly. And I wouldn't have enjoyed it so much.

Moral of the story is, that watching sports is not for sports but for the people. If you are sprawled on the couch all day, drinking beer and watching your team get pummelled while your wife or girlfriend gets horribly bored and angry with your ignoring her, sports can be evil. If you watch it with your other half, sports can be an indoors date helping you come closer and share a passion. Choose wisely!

Saturday, April 02, 2011

Congratulations to India for the World Cup!


Yes, I don't watch cricket. 
Yes, I watched the World Cup final match against Sri Lanka!
And yes, I am glad I watched it! 

It was a thrilling match to watch and the climax was worth it all!

Congratulations to Indians! 

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Baba Aur Dhoni


Place: Baba Ka Darbar
Date: Day of World-Cup Semi-Final with Pakistan
Time: Morning

Sanyasin1 comes to Baba with a smile.

Sanyasin1: Baba, Dhoni ji aaye hain.

Baba: Achchha tabhi main kahoon ye mahila bhakt sab itna muskura kyon rahi hain! Bulao, balike, bulao, Bharat ke sher ko.

Dhoni comes in.

Dhoni: Baba pranam. Aapka aashirvaad lene aaya hoon.

Baba: Vijayi bhav, putra! Apna naam saarthak karo. Dhoni ho to dho dalo Pakistan ko.

Dhoni: Baba, lekin ek samasya hai.

Baba: Bolo baalak.

Dhoni: Baba, jab main pitch par hota hoon to ladkiyan bada distract karti hain. Kaisi kaisi khoobsurat ladkiyan line deti hai ki kya bataoon aap ko.

Baba: Arre beta, kanya_en agar Bharat ke star ko nahin line dengi to kya Salman Khan ko line dengi?

Dhoni: Par baba dhyaan to bant_ta hai na!

Baba: Haan baalak, aik samay par ek hi game mein dhyaan rakho warna..

Dhoni: Baba even Pakistani girls itni line deti hai, apne players ki taraf dekhti bhi nahin..

Baba: Beta, Bharat ke gabru jawanon ko Pakistan hi nahin har desh ki sundariyaan line deti hai..par pitch par tum sirf khel mein dhyaan rakho.

Dhoni: Magar kaise baba, kaise?!

Baba: Thehro, hum tumhen aik picture message bhej rahe hain.

Dhoni's Android phone beeps, he takes it out, looks at Baba's message and shudders.

Dhoni: Kitni daraawani photo hai! Baba, kaun hai ye?

Baba: Ye Rakhi Sawant ki maa hai.

Dhoni: Oh, magar baba...

Baba: Iss photo ko print kar ke apne bat ke peechhe chipka do. Jab bhi man vichlit hone lage, bas isse dekh lena, stree jaati se tumhara interest hi chala jaayega.

Dhoni: Wah, Baba, aap mahaan hain! Baba ki jai!

Sanyasin1: Android wale baba ki...

Bhakt Crowd: JAI!

Baba: Jao, vijayi bhav!

[Now we wait and see if Dhoni followed Baba's advice.]