Top 10 things iCrap owners say

1. "Flash is on its way out.."

2. "iphone is good, it just can't do this one thing..." (Repeated 329 times in a half hour conversation)

3. "I don't really need that feature."

4. "Yes, I know Apple is evil, but look how good this looks!"

5. "Apple is a great innovator." (Yeah, right!)

6. "I don't really need third party Apps."

7. "Apple protects me."

8. "Android did look better but all my friends had an iphone so I bought one as well."

9. "I hate it but it looks so nice."

10. "I am a girl."