Top 10 Characteristics of an iCrap owner
1. The last time you took a risk was when you were 2 and tried to stand up by pulling yourself up to the couch.
2. When you need to make a choice, you look at others to see what they are doing then follow suit.
3. Technology scares you.
4. You start frothing at the mouth when you see someone coming towards you holding an Android phone.
5. The words iPhone-Killer give you nightmares and you wake up in cold sweat during the night.
6. You are quite happy for other people to make your choices for you.
7. You pray to Steve Jobs in private and hope that he will bless you with "Flash" some day.
8. Logic and reason are not your strong points.
9. You no longer take offence at being called "sheeple".
10. You consider it a privilege to be made to buy inferior technlogy at a higher price because you think it's "cool".