Monday, March 14, 2011

Dear Supergirl

Dear Supergirl,

After much consideration, I have come to the conclusion that you are the only woman who can be the ideal girlfriend for me. Before you start shaking your head really fast and cause a tidal wave in the Atlantic, let me present to you the business case behind my conclusion.

1. All your crime-fighting activity keeps you super-fit (literally), so you will never ask me, "Do I look fat in this costume?" Thus nipping so many couple type fights in the bud.

2. Your world-saving activities will keep you pretty busy so I will have time to devote to my million and one projects and we'll never fall into the rut of ennui that most couples get stuck in.

3. Since I am a fairly good cook and you'd usually be in too much of a hurry to criticise my cooking we'll get along very well.

4. You will be too busy to have an affair and with your super-powers you can always keep an eye on me, hence we will be a perfectly faithful couple, avoiding another common pitfall of relationships.

5. As you will be flying us everywhere, we will never had the conversation, "Why don't you ask someone?", "I know where we are, honey?" Thus avoiding many bitter arguments.

6. By the same token, I will never need to criticise your driving and you will never be obliged to throw the car ashtray at me. I promise I will never say, "You fly like a girl!"

7. Since you already read my blog you have proven that you are internet-savvy and have good taste in reading material.

8. By analysing all your weak points that would prevent you from having a normal relationship and presenting them in a positive light, I have proven that I am the perfect man for you who can love you for who you are.

9. Since most criminals are becoming IT-smart these days, I can guide and help you when you need a real smart, techie person to hack those criminal codes for you.

10. Since I have a really smart sleep pattern, we can schedule our dates any time of day or night which would suit two super-busy individuals like you and me.

P.S. This is just a top-ten list. Let's have drinks this evening and I will fill you in on the rest.

Yours Sincerely


Always Happy said...

Can you see the smile on my face now after reading this post??

That was such a good read. I loved it!Genius you are!

Sunil Goswami said...

Thank you, AH. I am glad you liked it.

Bringing more smiles in the world, that's whole mission of my life.

In the words of the Shayar
Unka jo farz hai woh ahle-siyasat jaane,
Mera paighaam mohabbat hai jahan tak pahunche...

Always Happy said...

I am sure your Supergirl loves shayari too. So another box ticked for you guys.

Sunil Goswami said...

Any time they have made a supergirl she's never been a POI so I doubt the shayri bit.

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