10 commandments followed by all Apple Fanbois everywhere in the world
1. Thou shall publicly denounce Flash whenever possible.
2. Thou shall proclaim 3.5" to be the perfect screen size.
3. Thou shall not compare features with an Android device.
4. Thou shall proclaim all features unnecessary if they are not on your iCrap.
5. Thou shall spout foaming hate at all Android users.
6. Thou shall not miss any chance to point to the world "It's a sexy device!" about your iCrap.
7. Thou shall think of "replaceable battery" as the work of the devil.
8. Thou shall not use logic to evaluate thy iCrap device.
9. Thou shall consider it a privilege to pay shitload of money to buy obsolete technology.
10. Thou shall always reply to an Android users' boasts with "I don't need that feature!"
4 comments:
:) nice points
sadly i dont have a iphone
Bikram's
Not sadly, Bikram ji, it's a good thing you don't have one. :)
Why are you hating on the iPhone, iPad, etc.? My sister has an iPhone 4s and loves it! It's way faster than my Dad's Android! And my friends Dad has an
iPad 2 and loves it!
If people love their idevices I am not going to tell them not to. As for the speed, that's a very generic statement, I can't comment on that until and unless I have the details.
As to why I hate Apple and their devices, it is because they are very restricted devices, do not provide good features and still try to make them sound innovative and amazing by using mass hypnosis by way of marketing hype.
You can find a more detailed answer in the following posts.
Why iPhone sucks - Fact List
Wtf is this crap called iPad?
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