People pick on me for being lazy. And I let them. Fighting with everybody is too much effort.
Hmm, maybe I am lazy?
But then who isn't?
I propose that laziness is a human being's native, stable state. Being lazy is what we aspire to. We strive for laziness all our lives.
You don't believe me?
Okay, consider this. Non-lazy people work, right?
What do they work for... Retirement.
That's the end goal, isn't it?
And what do people do after they retire?
- They sleep till late.
- They read the newspaper.
- They lounge around.
- They have a drink at noon.
- They eat.
- They sleep.
Sounds pretty lazy to me.
Okay, I can see you are not convinced. I will give you another example.
What is it that you must do at least once a year or you'll go mad? Take vacations.
Everybody takes vacations as much as they can afford. Once a year, twice a year, once every month...whatever they can afford.
And what do people do on vacation?
- They sleep till 10.
- Order breakfast from room service.
- Lounge around the pool.
- Have a mojito by the pool.
- Take a lazy swim in the pool.
- Lounge some more.
- Have another drink.
What does this sound like? I will give you a hint...it starts with an L and rhymes with "hazy".Yes, LAZY!
It's lazy behaviour.
I think I have made my point though I had many more examples but you know...I am feeling lazy!
If you are not feeling lazy, leave a comment.