Tuesday, February 07, 2012

Apple/iPhone jokes

Q: Why is the Apple still reporting record profits?
A: Because iPhone users are just as oblivious to the looming recession as they are to good technology.

Q: What is written on Steve Jobs tombstone?
A: iCame, iSaw, iConquered, iLeft, iCameBack, iThinkDifferent, iMac, iPod, iTunes, iPhone, iPad, iCloud, iRIP

Q: Why did Steve Jobs live his last moments in regret?
A: They say your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. Unfortunately for Steve Jobs, his iPhone 4S didn't have a Flash player installed!

Q: How many Apple Iphone early adopters does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 3001. 1 to do the work and 3000 to go online and bitch about the lack of any useful features!

Q: Why is it so sad that Steve Jobs died?
A: Everyone at Apple are crying their i's out!

It was reported this week that Google would soon launch its own cellphone as a challenge to the iPhone. Also a challenge to the iPhone? Making phone calls. (Saturday Night Live)

Steve Jobs‘ funeral will be held next week, after which he will be reburied every six months in a slightly better coffin. (Twitter)


iPhone app developers said...

Nice joke collection for nice smart phone. Happy to read this!!!

Bikramjit said...

and what this Iphone batteries keep on exploding .. its becoming dangerous to carry a iphone..


Sunil Goswami said...

Really? Exploding? I didn't know that.

Pooja Desai said...

I'd like to add to this, Steve Jobs clarifies: iPill is not an Apple product.

Sunil Goswami said...

LOL. Good one, Pooja. I had to Google iPill though I had some idea of what it would be. :)

Indian in usa said...

Man, apple sucks big time. I am a huge android lover. But there is one thing, I understand that u are a software engineer and hence u are adept in handling a complex phone(i mnean complex than iphone). But what I recently saw was that Oldies and people like bus drivers, people in their 40s don't require features/ resources that android provides. They are just satisfies with what they have.

Sunil Goswami said...

People in their 40's are oldies? Dude, you are breaking my heart here. :D But yeah, some people don't like/need/want more features, they don't need iPhone or Android either.

Anonymous said...

Chuck Norris can make a phone call on the iPhone.

Wind TV said...

I LOL'd at the 3rd joke!

Sunil Goswami said...

Anonymous, that's a good one.

WindTV that one is really good. I just read it again and even I LOL'ed and I am in train!

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